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Freaky spotify playlist names10/4/2023 ![]() ![]() They said it was a random Spotify playlist but I was dubious. I was literally getting fingered and Metallica started playing and it was the biggest mood killer. “So I was going to bonetown with someone and it was already awkward from the beginning, it was a daytime booty call and they were in a weird mood when I got there. You’d think that makes for perfect sex music, but if you’re a straight male, let me tell you every woman hears Frank’s seductive voice and has a flashback to some fuckboy putting Channel Orange or Blonde on, then never texting back ever again. Frank OceanĬONTROVERSIAL INCLUSION! Look, Frank is sexy. Get Down On It – Kool & The GangĪgain – it’s called “get down on it” but you should not get down on it, ok? It’s the song your parents put on when they have too many shandys. As my colleague Jack said “shit is weird to get freaky to”. I guess *someone* might be like “yeah dude this is heaps chill but also funny vibes to get down to” but it’s not. Lord knows what you added into that thing. This is also a good time to note – don’t put any playlist on shuffle. Ok but who is regularly listening to this tune in 2019. “They swore it was because the playlist was on shuffle”. I shit you not, Erin from my work swears she was getting down with someone when this song came on. It’s weird, reminds everyone between the ages of 18-35 of being a kid and coming up with inappropriate dance sequences they then performed for their family, at the mortification of their parents. Yes, it’s about literal sexual intercourse. Pony – Ginuwineĭo not EVER put this song on a sex playlist. But most importantly – so many people are fucking up their sex playlists and it just needs to be said, there are some songs that seem like a good time but are not, in fact, a good time when the rumpy-pumpy is going down. Firstly, just call your sex playlist something vague like ‘Tunes’ or ‘Chill’. Simply put, do not title your sex playlist Fuck Jams. Now, I know that essentially a sex playlist IS at it’s core a list of “fuck jams”, but nothing will close someone’s vagina up/deflate a dick quicker than spotting the term “fuck jams” on anyone’s phone.
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